10 Ways to Identify a Millionaire Lottery Winner

Did you ever take a moment to consider the fact that some of the people you meet could be mega-rich lotto champs? You might even have walked past one the last time you left the house – but how would you know? These 10 ways to identify a millionaire lottery winner will help you to pick them out from the crowd!

10. They are irresistible to the opposite sex

What’s the secret to that guy’s success? Oh yeah…

9. They seem pretty chilled out

Because winning a lottery jackpot is basically a free pass to chill out whenever, wherever and however you want. Hey, you’re really rocking that head-bucket!

8. Their dental choices

Just look at those beautiful gold teeth! We can’t see how anyone would think this is in poor taste!? 😉

7. They couldn’t care less what other people think

Because when you’re as rich as Pikachu, why would you? Incidentally, everyone’s favourite electric-type Pokémon (sorry Zapdos fans!) is worth billions – that’s even more than the biggest lottery winners of all time!

6. Everyone is really jealous of their car

C’mon lottery winners, can’t we just share your cars, pretty pleases?

5. They own a higher calibre of pet

When you’ve won the lottery, you can have just about any pet your heart desires (so long as you can care for it properly!).

4. They can’t remember the price of a carton of milk

These people may know how to play lottery, but they almost certainly don’t know how much a carton of milk costs… and they probably don’t mind wasting the stuff.

 3. They have a fabulous entourage

If a lottery winner’s friends didn’t dress sharp before their jackpot win, they probably do now. You should of course be on the lookout for over-sized spectacles, jazzy jackets and broad smiles in particular.

2. They throw the best parties

In a lottery winner you have the perfect recipe for an exemplary party host: they’re care-free, they’re buying the drinks, and they probably don’t have to show up to a job the next day. If you’re lucky enough they might even be able to persuade Jim Carey to pay a visit…

1. They might look a bit orange from all that solar radiation

That rich, deep sun tan is a dead giveaway. Remember to use plenty of sun cream, lottery winners!

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