Winning the Jackpot vs. Finding your Soulmate

Winning the Jackpot vs. Finding your Soulmate

Okay guys, this might be kind of disgraceful of us, but we’re about to convince you, in no uncertain terms, why winning the jackpot in a multi-million euro lottery is way better than finding your soul mate. How evil is that!? We’re just kidding y’know – this is purely for entertainment purposes ;). Here we go…

Money is far more comfortable to lie on than you might expect

Your lottery jackpot is conveniently accessible via debit card

Convenience is everything these days! This parrot knows it, and so do you. Why do you think we keep going on about how convenient it is to play the lottery online or on your phone?

A soulmate is way more responsibility

It’s generally considered a wonderful thing to have a soulmate – but it’s a lot of work too! Just stick your lottery jackpot in the bank and let your interest rate do the rest.

Money = freedom

Winning the lottery lets you help out ALL of your friends and family

The problem with having a soulmate – in general – is that you can easily lose sight of all the other important people in your life. A healthy bunch of great friends beats one object of obsession.

This pearl of wisdom from a giant of French literature:

“Money may not buy happiness, but I’d rather cry in a Jaguar than on a bus.” – Francoise Sagan

It sucks if someone steals your money…

But it’s a whole lot worse if someone steals your soul

And yes, that’s exactly what we’re saying.

There’s no reason why you can’t do both!

Of course, the biggest winners of them all win the jackpot and find that special someone. If you’re reading this: lucky you!

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